Ok, would somebody please stop feeding him. I mean it. Jesus Christ on a Ritz cracker that kid is fricking huge. And his parents are showing him off like he's a prize ham or something. My God, get this little tyke some Jenny Craig and a Big Wheel. Drop a cracker on the floor and I bet he crawls after it like a legless zombie screaming for more brains.
People say Americans are fat. This poor bastards on falafel overload. He looks like a tick ready to burst. I mean damn. I wonder if his baby fatness gives him any super powers. Maybe he has x-ray vision but only with food. Hulk hungry! Hulk eat! Hulk eat everything!!!! Kid gets hungry, turns green, grows 10 times his normal size, and then he stays that way.
All I say is that I hope this picture was taken at the doctor's office.
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